The other day
a nice woman approached
& gave me a toilet paper roll
then said: grab as much as you like,
but for each square piece
"tell me a few thing about yourself"!

Easy one you would probably think -
but it is not!
You want to know something about me -
well
let me tell you then -
me too – my dear – me too!
My friend,
actually best one – it was -
the other day came,
to see me off for a reason
at the Sofia airport
on my way to the North
and you know what it was (!?) -
the very last minute -
she said -

She said a cat person I was--
Even so did I look!

I looked amazed!?
(not offensive it is -
I confess - but --
rather—me myself

even - I never guessed...!)
Not big deal that one
I"d bet...you"d probably know
but
still...
Anyway!
Five story of building
(Faculty more precisely it"s called)
that "on daily basis" I dwell
and each one of them
different story (it) tells
about me :
whose mistress I was
whom of my bosses got divorced
(clearly
without saying that goes
because of me that certainly was)
and who"s crying their eyes over me "now".
And further and faster they go
my manners of speech
behavior
talks
they certainly would